Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Ernst

Once again, in the act of of tickling each other until a war was contrived, Casey decided to make a gruesome face that looked just like Ernst. The wide mouth smile and squinty eyes with huge dimple wrinkles on either side of his smile. I commented of course. "Nice face, ERNST! Ernst goes to jail!" I should really stop trying to tickle him to death and just say stupid, mixed-up things because the laughter that ensues is ab ripling. "Oh, you mean ERNEST!" Whatever.

Xylophone vs Xiphoid

In the act of "tickling collarbones" Casey was trying to avoid my attack when incidently my very bony elbow pressed into is sternum. He yelped out in complaint against me, "Ow! You were right on my Cocyx bone!" I started laughing very hard because I knew that your cocyx bone was not located in the chest, reather, it was another name for your tailbone. So, naturally, I corrected him, "Idiot! That's not your cocyx! That's your Xylopoid Process!" Yet again, I accomplished the impossible feat of mixing one thing with another (yes, it's very hard you should try it sometime. Only the very most talented can pull it off). Of course he laughed and said, "Oh, you mean your Xiphoid?" Oh, sure. NOW he remembers the name. Cause I helped him out a little. Cocyx my A--. Literally:)

Sagittarius Muscle

Well, I SWEAR there's one called that. I thought it was a muscle in the calf to be exact. Well Casey, laughing heartily, informed me that it was NOT...and let me know I got it mixed up with the Zodiac sign. Don't know how THAT could have happened! Turns out what I was really thinking about was the Sagittal SUTURE that's on your skull...Weird. I could have sworn there was something like that in your leg...muscle-wise...So, anyways, stay tuned for my next idiotic moments!

Cupcakes, anyone?

On one of our many adventures, Emilee and I discovered a little place called Mini's Cupcakes-that was only a block away from our place of work! We also discovered that they had sandwhiches there. So, we took our longboards and headed over for a delicious lunch:)The man behind the counter, Job, loved us so much that he gave us each an extra cupcake with our meal. So we each had two cupcakes! I, of course, ate both of mine right then and there. But Emilee decided she needed to save hers. So she told me I should carry it on the ride back on our longboards because she thought she would drop it.

Well, we weren't two pumps from the little cafe before Emilee tripped off of her longboard pitching it backwards into my longboard, which made me trip forward to catch myself. All ended well except for the innocent cupcake in my hand that went flying thru the air and landed on it's top. We almost peed for how hard we were laughing. It was a very hilarious event. And sad...but she still ate the cupcake:)

Friday, June 18, 2010

Bitter, Honey.

Remember how you were laying under the blanket on my bed in my cold room and I went to kiss you and all the sudden you put a bit-o-honey in your mouth? You proceeded to chew the really hard, chewy candy-thinking you could eat it before I actually kissed you? Ya, WAY hot.

My Little Reptile

Remember how I sneakily took a picture of you but you totally knew about it and you were trying to open up your eyes so wide but you just couldn't and all the sudden you looked like a lizzard looking back at me? Aw, Cute! What with that crocodile pose you did in the pool I'd say you're well on your way to becoming a reptile:)

Lickster

Remember how two nights ago you were laying on my bed while I was doing homework listening to music on your iPhone and you would shake shake shake it to change the song but it wouldn't change so you kept shaking it? Then you did that like 7 different times and you'd look over at me and then lick my arm like a little kitten. You were in such a weird mood. Then you'd worm bounce yourself down my bed to get all comfortable...and you claim it was all because you didn't have a pillow...right.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

"I was jealous with rage"

Remember how you wear designer jeans to your softball games? (Ashley(as told by KC): whatever! THESE old things?) and you bent over to catch the ball that was coming to home and you split your pants all the way up the back and you went around showing everyone "oh look! My pants ripped!" When really you were just saying "Oh, look at my cute bum!" I was totally jealous with rage. -Casey

"I'll get pizza-YOU take a shower"

Remember how I played my soccer game last week in a swimming suit over my clothes because we had the wrong color shirts and it kept giving me ultra wedgies? And then I taught you how to catch me when I jumped up on you and said "And then! We kiss!!" And I kissed you in front of everyone and you were so embarrassed and you were like "ew! You're all sweaty!!" Okay, girl! Geez. Then we went to your house afterwards and you said "Okay, I'll go get some pizza while YOU take a shower!" And I was like "Oh, I'm supposed to take a shower am I?" And you looked at me and said, "Don't even think about sitting on my bed until you take a shower." Ha ha ha ha. I was laughing so hard. Okay, clean freak! -Ashley

Bday gifts again...

Remember how you were like "WHERE should we open presents?" Totally excited. And I said I didn't care. And you said you wanted to keep it private. Then you made me kiss you after every gift:) Ha ha. And then I realized THAT'S why you wanted to keep it so private! And you wrapped my presents with high school musical wrapping paper. You know me so well:) -Ashley

Bday gifts

Remember how you bought me a knife for my birthday that I love but every time I open it you're like "CAREFUL! DON'T CUT YOURSELF!" And I'm not even wreckless at all... -Ashley

BURP!

Remember when I learned how to burp by putting my hand on my sternum? -Casey
(whatever -Ash)

"NERD!"

Remember how you were like: "Oh, babe!" (totally excited) "I got this new book today!" "Oh really? What is it?" "It's The Christian Life & Character of the Civil Constitutions of the United States!" "Oh, wow, babe. Way cool!" Ha ha ha. "Nerd." That was really funny. You really are a nerd tho. -Ashley

"Oh, there's Louis Lamour the walking drum!!!"

Remember when you opened the door for me to get into your car and your book was on the seat and you said "Oh! There's Loius Lamour the Walking Drum!!" like it was a person that was jogging by us that you were going to wave at? Ha ha. Funny babe.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

the missing sock...

Remember when I couldn't find my sock that I JUST had in my hands? Come to find out when I rolled up my pants to put my sock on the sock stayed up in my pants just behind my knee and I didn't find it until we were sitting there at the restaurant after all our food had been eaten. I'm a doofus!

"Wanna know what I have to say about that?"

Right. I'm not even going to write that. Nast.

"AH! My eyes!!"

Remember when you were trying to turn on the lamp next to my bed and it was (unknowingly) pointed straight at your eyes and you turned it on too fast and since the glass cover is missing it burned straight into your corneas? And you closed your sensitive little eyes and screamed? ha ha ha. I never laughed harder.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

the dreams

Remember when you had a dream that you got eaten by a huge dog? And then when you and Ty were fighting and then he totally clenched your manhood and you woke up all the sudden? ha ha ha. So freaking funny.

"WHAT did you just DO?"

Ha ha ha! Remember that one time when I was laying there with you just shootin the breeze and talking and then I yawned and then wiped the corner of my eye on the tip of your nose and you got all offended and went "what did you just do?!? Did you just wipe a booger on my nose?" And I laughed really hard and said "No, babe! It was a yawn tear!"

"You gonna hang up or what?"

Remember when I was at work and I called and talked to you for a few minutes and then we said our goodbyes and I pushed end and set the phone down continuing on with my work, typing and all that. Then after a few moments my desk started talking to me "Are you gonna hang up or what?" And it was you! Still listening in on my life. Ha ha ha. I laughed so hard cuz apparently I DIDN'T hang up (but evidently you didn't find it necessary to do so either) and I was just laughing for like ten minutes after that. Good one babe.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Water, the enemy

Remember when we were hanging out at my house and then I drank the last of my water in the water bottle and underestimated the amount that was left in it and it spilled out over my mouth onto your arm and you started laughing and I had WAY too much in my mouth to even close my mouth and so I couldn't control it and I started laughing, inhaling the water thus continuing to choke and spew and cough--WAY sexy by the way--and spilling water all over the place until I had to back wash it back into the water bottle before I died from lack of air. Whew. It was super intense.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Oops... Watch that car..

Remember that one time you were leaving my house and you were joking around and said "goodbye my love!!" and jumped in your car and backed up? Yeah, there was a car behind you and you ran right into it... You were embarrassed, but I thought that it was pretty dang funny... "Oops, guess I didn't see that car parked there...on the street... right behind me...
My bad."

How about a gas gauge that works!?!

Remember when we were going to St George in my Grandpa's truck pulling our newly acquired dirt bikes? We were halfway between Beaver and Fillmore and I looked down at the gas gauge and it said 1\4 tank... and then 30 seconds later it said 1\8 tank... and then all of the sudden it dropped below empty and the fuel light came on? Yeah, we went from 1\4 tank to out of gas and stranded on the side of the road in the middle of the night in a sum total of about 3 minutes. Lucky for us you had a mostly empty water bottle and I had the finger strength necessary to unclip the tube from my dirt bike gas tank (not an easy task in -30 degree weather... at least thats what it felt like anyway)... 2 gallons and 15 minutes later we were back on the road. That was funny.

Hot Cocoa?

Remember when you were at my house on our second or third date ever and I decided while you were in the other room to whip up some nice warm hot cocoa for the cold evening? I finished it up, put some whip creme on it and carried it to the edge of the counter, just visible from my room beyond. Then I went in to woo you with my thoughtfullness... Little did I know, I was about to get shot down denied... I came in and said "So, Ash... would you like some hot cocoa?" knowing that you had been complaining about the frigid temperature outside. Much to my surprise and disappointment you said "Hmm, nah... I don't like to eat sugar this late"... I was like "Oh... yeah... ok... sure... of course not" and slowly glanced over my shoulder to make sure that you hadn't seen the steaming cups just within sight... Lucky you hadn't, so I went in the kitchen and quickly dumped it back in the cocomotion... Good think Jim and Amy came by later to drink it so my thoughtfulness wasn't wasted :).... That was awesome.

you CLOSED your EYES? pah!

Remember when you closed your eyes? Ya. Don't ever expect to benefit from THAT service ever again. Lame.

the breaststroke...

Hey, so...remember when we swum laps together and all 230 lb 6 foot 7 of you was trying trying to do some elaborate fish out of water move? Then I asked you what exactly it was you were trying to accomplish by doing that specific swim style? "I'm doing the breaststroke!" Came the retort. "Oh!" ha ha! Oh "THAT's the breaststroke!" You may not have been back in the pool for 4 months... Oh don't look at me like I ruined your confidence in the matter! We'll practice!:) Remember how you also always have to refer to chicken as "chicken breast?" I think you just like the word...you sicko. You're like a 30 year old virgin.

Trampeded

So, I guess I like to make up new words. It's really just more an art of MIXING (an art which I have not yet obtained through the medium of watercolor painting-how come nobody told me painting was so HARD?) lame. Anyways. We were at the concert, Ingrid Michaelson, our first date EVER, thank you very much...I think you still kinda owe that for me btw...and I said "Come on! We don't wanna get trampeded so we gotta get out of here!" Nice. Something really awesome for someone to say when they're trying to make a lasting first impression on a first date. "I think you meant stampede or trampled," you chuckle. Well, lucky for me you were already around my finger cuz you kissed me 5 hours later and you've been whooped ever since! Feeling's mutual toots! Here's to making up new words:) I guess it worked. Sweet!

The worst memory of all...

Remember when I girled on your bed? That sucked.

I don't get scared

Remember when you were hiding in the darkness just behind the door at Luke's in Oregon and I walked in to have you scare the living daylights out of me but since I don't get scared I just squared up my stance and balled up my fists and growled my little Mushu Dragon (from Mulan) growl? That was kind of funny. Mostly just embarassing...

"Are they in New York?"

First of all...that movie was all OVER the place! 2012 is just like all the other "the world is ending, we're all gonna die!!" movies...Easy enough to follow for sure. But if you happen to zonk out for a SECOND you'll end up missing out on where all the action is. How someone can travel from California to China in a day should make you skeptical enough...so naturally when I saw the Eiffel Tower getting knocked over by the runaway plane I figured they were probably in Paris or New York(since I thought the only tall building in the US was in NY...the Empire State building. Shyeah! How could I have gotten that wrong? They don't even look the same)...right? Naturally...try naturally not! Try L.A.--evidently they have a fake little Eiffel Tower there (have I ever been there??? NO. Have you? Of course). So of course when you made me repeat the question I had already figured out I asked the wrong one...Thanks for laughing...jerk...ha ha ha. I admit. It was pretty funny. I'm so glad we can laugh at my expense of being stupid. The sad part is...I wasn't stupid until I met you. Anyways...

Calvin Klein

You were looking at me that way again...the coy, innocent "I didn't do that" face, you know, the one that Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes) always makes when he gets in trouble. Ya, that's the one. I said, "Oh don't think you can just give me your Calvin Klein face and get away with it all!!" I suppose I forgot to differentiate the Calvins in my mind before speaking...So what! I went for the underwear model instead! (what does that say about my subconcious?)

Cenataur

Remember when I told you it was for sure a "good thing I look like a CENATAUR!" And you were like..."Oh...what does a Cenataur look like?" And I was like: "You know! Half man, half bull!" Of course you started laughing and I knew I was wrong..."I think you mean Centaur babe! Which is actually a half man, half horse. Half man, half bull is a MINotaur!" I knew that...

Numb Lips

Remember when you were sitting in training with Emilee and your lips got numb and bitter because you ate an apple without washing it so it probably had poisonous pesticides on it? Cute...but sometimes a little slow. ha ha ha.