"I'll get pizza-YOU take a shower"

Remember how I played my soccer game last week in a swimming suit over my clothes because we had the wrong color shirts and it kept giving me ultra wedgies? And then I taught you how to catch me when I jumped up on you and said "And then! We kiss!!" And I kissed you in front of everyone and you were so embarrassed and you were like "ew! You're all sweaty!!" Okay, girl! Geez. Then we went to your house afterwards and you said "Okay, I'll go get some pizza while YOU take a shower!" And I was like "Oh, I'm supposed to take a shower am I?" And you looked at me and said, "Don't even think about sitting on my bed until you take a shower." Ha ha ha ha. I was laughing so hard. Okay, clean freak! -Ashley