"WHAT did you just DO?"

Ha ha ha! Remember that one time when I was laying there with you just shootin the breeze and talking and then I yawned and then wiped the corner of my eye on the tip of your nose and you got all offended and went "what did you just do?!? Did you just wipe a booger on my nose?" And I laughed really hard and said "No, babe! It was a yawn tear!"