"I was jealous with rage"

Remember how you wear designer jeans to your softball games? (Ashley(as told by KC): whatever! THESE old things?) and you bent over to catch the ball that was coming to home and you split your pants all the way up the back and you went around showing everyone "oh look! My pants ripped!" When really you were just saying "Oh, look at my cute bum!" I was totally jealous with rage. -Casey