the breaststroke...

Hey, so...remember when we swum laps together and all 230 lb 6 foot 7 of you was trying trying to do some elaborate fish out of water move? Then I asked you what exactly it was you were trying to accomplish by doing that specific swim style? "I'm doing the breaststroke!" Came the retort. "Oh!" ha ha! Oh "THAT's the breaststroke!" You may not have been back in the pool for 4 months... Oh don't look at me like I ruined your confidence in the matter! We'll practice!:) Remember how you also always have to refer to chicken as "chicken breast?" I think you just like the word...you sicko. You're like a 30 year old virgin.