Wednesday, March 3, 2010

the missing sock...

Remember when I couldn't find my sock that I JUST had in my hands? Come to find out when I rolled up my pants to put my sock on the sock stayed up in my pants just behind my knee and I didn't find it until we were sitting there at the restaurant after all our food had been eaten. I'm a doofus!

"Wanna know what I have to say about that?"

Right. I'm not even going to write that. Nast.

"AH! My eyes!!"

Remember when you were trying to turn on the lamp next to my bed and it was (unknowingly) pointed straight at your eyes and you turned it on too fast and since the glass cover is missing it burned straight into your corneas? And you closed your sensitive little eyes and screamed? ha ha ha. I never laughed harder.